Oh the brain has been whirring this week...
1. People who thought they were using a "secure" site in which to cheat on their significant others. Seriously...if you can't keep your banking information safe why would think your sexual liaisons would be any different. I just can't respect this kind of stupidity.
2. Idiot who decided he was dying so why not go to Kansas City and kill some Jews before he goes. Manages to kill 3 Christians instead. Is "defending" himself at trial. When a witness says that he tried to follow the shooter to get license plate the shooter turned his car around and fired a shot at him. Idiot "defending" himself corrects said witness and notes that he shot at him twice...not once. Really dude...the express line to hell is on the right...please do not dawdle.
3. I have recently seen some "fashionistas" criticizing cargo shorts. As a proud wearer of the khaki I must say...BITE ME!! I love my shorts and they keep all of my more personal bits covered which is a blessing for society let me tell you. They are comfortable and they are awesome. Now...let's talk about those ugly shoes you are wearing....
4. I saw a headline today on the weather channel page that the latest tropical ugliness is causing Florida to be in a "Cone of uncertainty"? Is this anything like the cone of shame because Fiona has some thoughts on that she could share?
5. Donald Trump vows to never eat Oreos again because the parent company is moving some production lines to Mexico. He will however, reconsider, if he can find some made in the USA. Who are you kidding you moron? You know you cannot give up Oreos...no one can give up Oreos...they are like cookie heroin. More rubbish from a clown with the worst hair on the planet.
6. On the way to work today I saw a sort of enlarged Transit type van in front of me with Illinois tags. As I got closer I noticed the tags said "God's Bus". Now...this got me thinking...I am really not sure God needs a Mercedes transit bus to get around. I mean is he picking us up now or at the Casino later? It makes me a little uncomfortable to think that God might be coming to pick me up in a Mercedes transit bus.
Why would "God's Bus" be cruising down I-44 at 8 am? I mean...I can understand why God would like to travel in style. Who doesn't like leather seats with butt warmers and surround sound car stereo with DVD players, blue tooth and all those other extras? But does God really need GPS and Bluetooth?
I think the God of the Old Testament would prefer more traditional methods of travel like pillars of fire and burning bushes and Jesus would certainly not be caught out and about in a Mercedes. He would certainly be in a really old, beat up, VW mini-bus hanging out in Spiva Park with the homeless folk. I am confused...which is not really out of the ordinary for me.
Oh...look a chicken....
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Another classic! Thank you!!! And yes to cargo shorts and squirrel pants aka cargo pants! Power to the gatherers of the world who want to be comfortable!
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